"Jeff is the man! Dont fuhq with him!!"
"Grab some food from camilas catering truck out front. Delicious!"
"$15 Hand Carwash! Get yours today. No appointment needed."
"Have Pride In A Clean Ride"
"Arrgh Matey. Your booty is not welcome here, until I commander from you! AHOY MATEY"
"You must be able to shred!! If you can't shred, Well then do not check in here! Adios..."