"This is a quiet and somewhat hidden place to the average person. Please, no smoking here!"
"The men's restrooms are on the second (entrance level) and fourth floors. Women's restrooms are on the first (basement) and the third floors."
"This is a good and relatively quiet place to study."
"This is the best college at the University of Texas at Austin. Non-business majors, please stay out of our study lounges and reading rooms. Thanks."
"Be brave and try the daily regional coffee blends from South America and Africa."
"If you are a student, you better move your car out of this garage by midnight on the Fridays before home games or you really will be towed. Seriously."