"Short driving range. Expect to hit a few over the fence. 267 yards to the fence from hitting mats, and the hitting markers are never that far back."
"The espresso martini is orgasmic!"
"Staff doesn't know how to use the computer, so they can't help you - they "don't know how to log in..." Called the owner, did it myself on their computer."
"I'll never come back. This place is far too pretentious for my taste. And women are apparently perceived as a nuisance - I take offense to that."
"$0.75 credit card processing fee. Ridiculous!"