Pedro Alcocer

"Absolutely the most basic mail-order-catalog Americanized Chinese food."

"The only thing I will ever get here are the masitas de puerco. They are sublime."

"If you go at night, they sometimes run out of towels."

"Expensive for unexceptional food. They seem to be more concerned with their image than their sushi."

"They didn't honor the Foursquare special and the manager was an asshole about it."

"There's a door on the third floor (by the MEG lab) that is sometimes left unlocked. This door leads to the roof."