Paul Davidson

"Don't miss out on the stellar complementary DVD collection, including Cars and Juno!"

"Oh c'mon people. If you are not letting Samantha cut your hair, you are crazy!"

"They've got deer painted on the outside window during the holidays. DEER!!"

"Best way to get those kids floating like a dolphin in a sea of waves. Swimming in the winter, can't beat it!"

"Bring disinfectant or you will leave here with Ebola."

"Besides being able to get 100 razors for $10, you can also get an amazing polish hot dog or an awesome ice cream cone (or churro) for a buck! Eat that, IKEA."