"This is someone's house, you idiot, and you weren't invited."
"Try the Crunchy Red Pear Martini. Amelia has bestowed upon me her gift of beverage architecture."
"Ask Amelia to ship up something creative. She can make a drink out of tree bark."
"DnB with Kid Professor and guests on Saturday nights"
"After Hours on Sundays: 1-5am"