"Just opened... free trials this month!"
"Best Nachos in the city? The elements are simple, but hell, they're pretty amazing."
"Logan B&G now refuses to play the TV audio when sports are playing, but they DO play real shitty music, so there's that. Relieved that I finally have a solid reason never to come back."
"Biscuits & Gravy. Oh my god the biscuits and gravy."
"Wear a fedora, because everyone in here is wearing a fedora."