"Skip the food - not very good."
"Tip: don't stay here. Better motels a mile or two down the road."
"Fantastic prices on ceramic pots. Reason alone to make the trek!! Great place."
"Make sure to ask for hair in everything. It's a free garnish on most dishes. Yum!!"
"Make sure to take the elevators. They are really awesome."
"Get here early. There are only 2 ticket machines and there are always a million peeps waiting to use them."