"The mayor is unfit..she doesn't bother walking her own dog"
"Let's take photos of dickheads on bikes"
"Follow me on twitter.. @Notbanksy01"
"Best breakfast in the world ever.. Lovely staff, looks a bit grim from outside but lovely within."
"Family of four 3 course meal for free as the mayor"
"Check your foursquare before you come in.. 3g in here is rubbish"