"Don't use the huge shaker of salt on the table for your french fries. It's sugar."
"$3 Guinness on Thursdays"
"How to try the famous Chinatown Ice Cream Factory for cheap? Come here. They carry the brand but sell it for only $2 for two scoops!"
"Come here if you wanna party with Usher and end up in a lincoln with Justin Bieber's crew and friends (yeah...I don't know how it happened)."
"$4 for a ginormous bowl of shaved ice with 3 toppings of your choice. Condensed milk, red beans, and pudding or grass jelly are the best. I'm replacing my meals with this crack."