"Not a junction and not a roundabout, technically this is a gyratory. Who knew?"
"Fantastic salads, try the satay chicken or the amazing broccoli feta and tomato mix. Hard to go wrong in here."
"Superb table sauces available. How hot will you go? The xxxtra hot Yucatán chile habanero is incredible."
"Easily the best porridge in Belfast. Cheap and freshly made every time on a stove. No microwave oats here!"