"Don't sit at the bar. Worst service ever. 2 bartenders working with only 10 people and still had to wait 15-20 mins just to order. #yesthisjusthappened."
"Best couch for napping and cuddling!"
"Come get ur hair did by the amazing Chablis Lovingood! She's the best!"
"Snuggle with Deuce... He's the best!"
"Don't get cut by a Bitch."
"Make out with Karen. I heard It's FUN."