Nick Bilton

"Sang Yoon, the owner of this burger and fries joint, refuses to offer ketchup in the restaurant. Save yourself the ketchup-free idiocy and go somewhere with less arrogance and more ketchup."

"Avoid using this airport for International connections. The Customs line is an hour long, minimum."

"There are power outlets in the corner tables outside. The wifi is free. Great tea selection."

"Bring your own WiFi, but if you forget, you can sometimes get smidgens of Internets in the very front."

"Don't stand up in the bar; remain seated; you'll get yelled out by the lady-bouncer-person."

"Do a shot Patron, then cuddle with Jonathan by the fireplace."