Neil Crosby

"Pool table on 1, giant chess outside on 3."

"Apparently the connecting bus if you've been bought a train ticket that takes you to Milton Keynes _is_ the X5"

"You tend to have to wait, but that's fine - it means the chips are fresh. The cod is good and tasty."

"The new home of PubStandards, on the middle Thursday of every month."

"Take a look at all the little model in the child height display cabinets, and then wish you could purchase them."

"You can't pay by card here, because it's not a post office. Confusingly though, you can buy postage and post things from here. Try not to get run over by speeding post office vans!"