"Same as it was before! Just as tasty.... But the service is SLOW, and by SLOW I mean slower than a snail. Double check your TO-GO order, they may leave something out"
"There's no DEER in this hood"
"Just got to another juice bar or location. The girl working the register doesn't listen when she takes your order. I've given her two chances to redeem herself, but she keeps messing up my order"
"Just go to Phoenicia Bakery instead, way better.... Go FTW"
"Chicken and eggplant is da'bomb"