"South or North border morning omelettes awesome!"
"Stop by, ask for some free computer advice. They'll even examine your computer, iPod/iPhone/iPad, laptop, or mobile device for free estimate of repair costs."
"Great house to stop by, FourSquare.com sticker in the corner window."
"No rest for the dead, with all the meetings going on."
"Ask to see how to tear-down a PC in under 10 minutes."
"Sorry, no WiFi, No available power outlets !"