Michael Porthouse

"The potato, pepper and aubergine is incredible, and that's from a meat eater!"

"Good Lord, they are very slow serving here. And you have to keep repeating your order as they keep forgetting."

"Be patient with the WiFi as it is clearly not up to the job. Grab a glass of wine while you waste 30 minutes of your life trying to make a connection."

"The Spicy Oil with Chicken Gizzard is to die for!"

"The full English breakfast is highly recommended, one of the best in Kingston IMHO. The Eggs Royale is hearty, but the eggs should have been runny."