"Say no to the cheap lunch buffet. $5.99 for all you can eat, alongside a trip to the bathroom, is just not worth it. Order off the menu."
"Make sure to ask for more towels whilst naked in a towel (wait, is he naked if he's in a towel?). Doesn't matter. Just do it. You will be rewarded."
"If you like China... AND you like food... you will love this place. Seriously the best Chinese food in Lincoln."
"A very mediocre high school."
"Come visit Sara and Dean. Sara will grab your ass, but hey, that's just how she says hello."
"Knock on the door. Ask for Reginald."