"Do NOT get the Alfredo (of any kind...meats don't help) you'd do better making your own with Ragu."
"The Carmel Spice is great during cold weather!"
"Play Madden. He cheats. Bastard."
"Great food. Terrible service."
"If you're looking for God and need a REAL Word...THIS is the place to be. This church family is extremely welcoming and Pastor Evans will PREACH!!"
"The Monet is green and there's free coffee...ooooooooh *fancy*"