"Avoid printing anything here, as there is a ridiculous $2.50 charge for the mere act of retrieving a file from an email or thumb drive."
"The Crazy Cowboy is the best country fried steak I've ever had."
"Try the Jumbo Chili Cheese Dog. Not very 'jumbo', but excellent nonetheless."
"The hot pastrami is damn good. Get some."
"Guacamole Bacon Burger! Try it, you'll like it!"
"The #11 Country Club is an excellent turkey club sandwich. Try it!"