"Go for a tasting! Sounded like Thursdays, Fridays, and sometimes Saturdays."
"LET THERE BE STAIRCASE!!!!!!!"
"Oatmeal chocolate chip cookie = retarded. You need to try it at least once. Nom nom nom"
"This might actually be the worst DD in all of Brooklyn"
"Only place nearby open after 10 that sells vegetable or corn oil"