"Get your cats and dogs neutered for free/low cost! Pit bulls and male cats are free!"
"Nobody else touches my boots."
"Go here if you want to waste time. I asked for nuts & bolts & they didn't have them. They also informed me they had no Allen keys, which is interesting since I wasn't looking for any."
"Get the vegetable platter for only 5.95 - incl. 2 servings of a veggie dish, rice, lentils & naan."
"The bento box lunch special is huge, well-priced and delicious!"