"Go anywhere else in the city. A breakfast place that can't cook eggs. Jesus Christ."
"Last call is wayyyyy before there 2am closure. The drinks are way over-priced and if you don't bring a lot of people you'll be drinking by yourself. Solid 1 star out of 5."
"If you have Mulberry's cater your meeting, ask for the bold coffee. The normal coffee is weak and yucky. Conference room 10.1 is awesome."
"Hooking up with hipsters has never been so easy."