"White chocolate caramel cookie chiller. DO IT."
"Come here on a Friday and you'll get a free foot massage. (Or if you lie down on the floor, a free body massage.)"
"Come see a Daddy D show!!"
"Try the stuffed French toast! A half order is perfect for those with a small appetite like me! Get a side order of cafe potatoes for a nice salty contrast and you've got an amazing breakfast!"
"Be nice to the grounds crew. Also, watch out for all 1,000 families of geese."
"Playdough, Sneakers, and Raspberry Bash Ice cream. OM NOM."