Mitch Brenner

"Sausage egg and chz ciabatta is a lot like eating vaguely flavored cardboard. Better off hauling over to one of the fast food places. Yuck. And expensive as a bonus:8 bucks for sandwich n soda."

"This was worthy of a second tip. Salzbury steak - that's what you get here. Trust me. Stick with the drinks."

"The ribeye more closely resembles a "hungry man" microwaveable steak. Awful. Onion rings are okay. Overall better off at sbarro for food and here for the bar."

"If you're here Im sorry. It's like the song that has no end. But real life."

"This is where people with things to do go to die. Slowly and painfully I might add. At least when the state ran it there were vending machines and coffee."

"Around 50% chance your train will be late. Go to Dunkin donuts to kill some time."