"If you are here, you are having periodontal surgery. Sorry about that."
"Carlos is the man. I wouldn't take my car to anyone else"
"Great food. Have a presidente margarita. Obama at here - sit at his table"
"Go see the hubcap cathedral"
"The only place worse than this Old Navy is the Red Hook post office. Beware"
"The big shock is their Greek salad is awful!! However, friendly service and everything else is terrific"