"Mexican food is the cuisine of the people of Mexico! Try a taco! They're filled with lettuce and tomatoes and cheese and sometimes weird stuff like soured cream!!!!"
"Gum was once known as Chicle! Which came from the bark of trees that the native Americans used to just chew for no reason. Gum sure does have a sticky history!!!"
"Their Michelada is quite possibly my favorite drink on the planet"
"This place is damn good. Eat here. That's my tip."
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