"Beer rocks my world. Grab a glory and consequences. Ask for the barrel-aged one. They have special dinners with these."
"The light wasn't turned on so i thought it was closed. My wife told me it wasn't closed at all, the light wasn't turned on! Silly me, don't let this fool you in the future."
"You can wait here while they put on your snow tires over at Al's."
"Get the one with the chicken breast on it. It's delicious."