"Great bar with great staff"
"Little known fact, Hollywood star Burt Reynolds has a static caravan in Arbroath and is currently battling through the courts to claim the name Arbroath Smoky.... Honest."
"Entrance to the Peopled Democratic Republic of Claymires."
"The home of the Claymires Chilli Burger Challenge"
"Watch the corners of the beds when walking around the room the wooden frame hurts!"