"On Sundays, loathsome parents bring their shitty little brats to run around and give it that "kindergarten" feel every bar looks for."
"Be sure to catch the bedazzled bugina."
"The outer ring of horses do NOT move up and down! #horrors"
"Sometimes the lady who owns the place plays the accordion. #Harakiri"
"Half laundromat, half kindergarten. No matter what time of day, there will be many children running around screaming in here"