Melissa Summers

"You don't actually look like a half dead shell of yourself...it's just really bad lighting in the phase 3 bathroom. Trust me. You're beautiful."

"Well edited collection....sadly too pricey to satisfy my thrifting gene."

"RIGHT TO DROP OFF, MORON!!!!"

"I suggest buying a generator, a sled dog and bread, eggs & milk...you have to eat French toast in inclement weather."

"The bonfire is great, but don't drink the mini cocktails."

"Get there early to snag a seat. Groups like to grab 18 chairs and use 3 of them at a time. It's charming."