Matt Martin

"If your iThingy is broken, make sure you have a genius appointment otherwise you could be waiting a while (or may have to come back another day)!"

"The pumps here are cheeky. They always add an extra penny :I"

"Although not much to look at from the outside, rooms are generally good. The mars bar you get in executive rooms appear to be free. Go on, eat it :)"

"East Midlands shiteway. Might as well be the arse end of nowhere."

"If you get breakfast, check it as they always forget something!!"

"I'd rather ............. than spend my life in Meadowhall behind all the slow walkers, people that just stop right in front of you or kamakazee pushchairs!"