Matt Krna

"Come for the capital. Stay for the sake."

"The conference room table is purple. Did you also know that it is home to a growing colony of black widow spiders?"

"They don't let you come up until the actual time of the test; there's a little cafe one door south where you can wait. Don't stress too much!"

"Tagliatelle was so-so, pork was actually a bit dry. Try something else and best of luck! And holy smokes, probably the most brusque waitress I've ever had. I think she was a Klingon..."