Matthew Jones

"10% discount with Guild membership!"

""Fun" fact: someone had their feet severed by a train here. Don't cross the tracks, 'natch."

"Train drivers change shift here, so sometimes you'll wait a few minutes before the train leaves. Suck it up, princess!"

""This is Murdoch. Alight here for bus services to Murdoch University". O RLY"

"Not to be confused with Wolf Creek."

""this is Canning Bridge. Alight at Canning Bridge for bus services to Curtin University""