Matthew Lock

"Ask to see the wine list."

"A pretty ghetto bar. If you really want to live it large, I recommend The Hi-Tide Lounge over the road."

"The Pliny is amazing, but I recommend Blind Pig IPA. It's possible to drink a few of these and still be able to talk."

"A great mountain bike trail, but you've got to do it clockwise. The most fun you can have with your clothes on. Well, apart from that time in the Kings Lounge in Bangkok, but we don't talk about that."

"Don't let the quiet environs fool you. The curtains will be twitching every Wednesday night when Pitshanger Park hosts one of the most popular dogging sessions in West London."

"Be sure to check out the 'Positive Partners Disco Biscuit Extravaganza' last Saturday of every month in the snooker room. Proper hedonistic bro."