Matt V

"Don't waste your time or cash. It's an illegitimate sister of Woody's -- and they don't acknowledge it for a reason."

"Starbucks Reserve stash + only Clover machine in Center City. Not to mention, the nicest Sbux in the hood to settle in with your latop for the afternoon."

"Straight out of an episode of Portlandia."

"For something on the lighter side, try the egg white sandwich -- made w/ lite Swiss, spinach, truffle mushrooms and turkey bacon."

"If they have them on special, you have to try the Puerto Rican pastels. I opted for roast pork but go for the fried pork if you can spare the calories."

"$10 minimum for credit cards. But you'll find something to push you over!"