Marcus Price

"Truly amazing. Try everything."

"there's a difference between a cheese steak and a philadelphia cheese steak...what they have here is a cheese steak. it's solid, but it's no philadelphia cheese steak."

"If you ride a bicycle you dony have to wait in line. Set up next to coach boarding. They'll let you through first."

"I've waited my whole life to use a bidet... I'm riddled with anticipation."