"The most painfully slow security line I have ever seen. I cannot think of an airport that comes close."
"Open mens doubles Tuesdays at 4"
"A teller is balancing 3 different customers' transactions now...including mine"
"More silicone than the Valley!"
"2/18: Brotherhood Centurion...100 shots of beer in 100 minutes!"
"Meredith WOULD be the mayor of the business writing center"