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"John Wick murdered a bunch of people here, although most of them deserved it. Great spa, otherwise."

"Fantastic all around."

"Don't make us test our work."

"It's a classic Chinatown dump. It's lit like a high school gym and the food is fried and covered in sauce."

"You shouldn't be checking in, there's a no cell phone policy. You'll have to check twitter on the toilet like everyone else."

"The Cuban is the jam, but it's not premade like the Turkey Picnic so be prepared to wait. Cookies rule too."