"Best ice cream I had in this town!"
"Awful. Simply. Only good thing was the natural beach which has nothing to do with the management."
"It's good, but more waiters are needed. 15 minutes to get the bill."
"The artwork here is awesome! Make sure you check it out!"
"Filet de boeuf is orgasmic! Best steak in and off town!"
"Honey mustard chicken: to die for!"