Matty King

"Finally got TAB facilities! No more special trips out of my way to have a punt on the AFL, or double tips to collect my winnings."

"Avoid coming between 6pm -7pm. You'll be waiting at least 20-30 minutes while every customer orders those time-consuming dinner boxes!"

"The $9.90 Lunch Special is cheap for a reason: Smallest fish ever, 1/2 full of bones. All other packs/chests surpass value-for-money expectations. Fantastic service. :)"

"They are closed on Mondays, of ALL DAYS!"

"Wow... How appetizing!?"