"Unscrew the light bulb if you want an INTIMATE experience"
"Unscrew the light bulb and it's WAY more intimate."
"Armadillos are the only animal besides humans that contract leprosy!"
"Cows don't really moo, they actually make a sound called a 'bellow.'"
"Olive oil is made from olives that are pressed into oil!"
"Bicycles have two wheels!"