"The crawfishpoboy? The crawfish tails were clearly frozen then dredged in unseasoned white flour before they were fried. The bread was underbaked and dreanched in butter. It wasn't even a baguette!"
"Terrible. The shrimp was over cooked. The oysters we merky gulf coast Louisiana blue's. Have these people ever been to Louisiana? Have they tasted real versions of their mochery?"