"This is the best place to buy you Christmas gifts because you can get them wrapped for free!"
"If you go on a Sunday, wait til 2pm or later."
"If you remove pictures from the house, they'll mysteriously reappear."
自宅 (個人)
· Shell Knob, アメリカ合衆国
"Tie your towels down unless you want to give em to the fishes"
"The Enchiladas Jalisco came with only red sauce. I was expecting red, white and green sauce."
"Careful where you park; the trees like to drop their branches everywhere"