"Free domestic beer and wine during happy hour--not to be missed. 5:30-6:30."
"The Linguine with clams in white wine/garlic sauce is the way to go during lunch."
"The Lobster Tacos are the jam. So good! So filling! So the dish you should get...every time!"
"Be sure to give the mayor hand jobs in between dips. Rumor has it he gives surprise treats."
"Skip summer concerts. This place gets rain forest hot."
"Don't miss the 2 for 1 happy hour (only on your first drink)."