"Have Tony make you a Norman Bates cocktail. It's a killer..."
"Try Tonys Trouser Snake on the rocks. So good..."
"Another one of Tonys cocktail creations you must try: the Jim Beam Pee Stream. Not for the faint hearted."
"Friday was understaffed, but the bartender did the best he could. Overall, had a great time."
"Ask for the Morenita Señorita. It's Tony's specialty drink. Delicious."
"Try the Hells Bells Wings. Wow."