"Not sure what this"self boarding" all about here in terminal B."
"They really don't want you to come for help in person."
"Great happy hour specials from 3-6pm. House reds and whites for $3.50 a glass!"
"Elevators are slow, slow, SLOW. Take the stairs if you can and you'll save a while lot of time."
"Great location, comfortable beds. Make sure to bring earplugs though...between the highway out front and the paper thin walls, you'll need them."
"If you have a little extra time to wait at Dayton International, don't despair. They play the best music in the waiting areas. Get ready for an 80s dance party!"