"Cricket is the best dining room manager ever!! She is hilarious!! She will also insist you finish everything on your plate before you're allowed to eat dessert."
"Can't beat the views from this spa! Now if the wifi would just extend out here, life would be perfect...."
"Shrimp cocktail sauce needs more horseradish. Choose another appetizer."
"Welcome! Please leave your shoes at the door. This is a half Asian household. Don't worry, there are no chopsticks involved."
"Great little Italian place. The portablla ravioli is THE dish to get!"