"This place is your regular run of the mill Mexican food place. Margaritas are always strong. My only real dislike is that they could real use better quality cheese."
"Seriously the best sushi I've had in a long time. Like an orgasm in my mouth!"
"Be a polite bowler and wait for the people next to you to go. Take turns down the lane. Don't step on the word until its your turn to go."
"Rachel is so awesome! I don't dare go to anyone else. I fly here all the way from Colorado just to see her!"