"Yayyy I love Jon wantz he's the best manager and dad a girl could ever ask for! I need to finish all my vegetables"
"Careful. Don't check in here or Natalie will find where you live and give you shallow cuts so you stay conscious but die a slow painful death. Thank you."
"I created this place out of depression and it's a Beautiful thing for me so don't try to be the mayor anymore :("
"Eat my puss and give me something free please."
"You don't have to put on that red light."